Apparently, rearranging the letters of ‘William Shakespeare’ gives us some real gems.

• I am a weakish speller.
• I’ll make a wise phrase.
• Hear me as I will speak.
• Alas! I’m shrew-like ape.
• Wise male: ah, I sparkle!
• I make Lear’s wish pale.
• I shape warlike males.
• A wee phrase? I am skill!
• Lame Swahili speaker.

[Via Anagram Genius]