[Via Studio.Nabi]

Duke Nukem Forever has topped Wired’s annual Vapourware list since the late 17th century, and it carries on the fine tradition this year. I wonder whether this game will launch before the next Guns N’ Roses album…

Datacent has a (not very) nice, long list of hard drive sounds, which you usually hear before they die and go to cyberspace hell with all your data.

If imagining a drive failure makes your heart skip a couple of beats, make sure you back up your stuff regularly.

A couple of days ago, I did something which I hadn’t done since I was a 17 year old teenager — I went out and bought a new Guns N’ Roses album. Chinese Democracy went through 14 studios, burnt millions of dollars in production and was made over a total of 13 years.

Axl Rose’s voice is as piercing as ever and he sounds in stunning form throughout the album. The album sounds pretty polished and the production quality is just great.

But the album is a complete let-down. The album art is stunningly bland, despite the fact that Axl Rose had more than a decade to figure out how the cover could look like. The music sounds badly, badly dated: hair metal is dead, grunge has come and gone, nu metal/rap rock pushed some boundaries but Guns N’ Roses were probably in some kind of deep frozen stasis mode to even notice.

And for a hard rock album, the tempo is just horrid. There are just no fast-paced tracks to be found; just ballads and other pieces of cheesy, passable music that have minimal melody and are completely hook-free. After listening to the album almost 10 times, I still can’t remember enough to hum a damn tune from this album that was made by the band which brought us classics like Paradise City.

No, wait… the ‘band’ is now just Axl Rose and a bunch of contract musicians. This band should really have been called Hired Guns N’ Axl Rose. And they should have put this album out in 1996, not 2008.

I’ve abandoned free-market principles to save the free-market system to make sure the economy doesn’t collapse.

›› Outgoing US President George Bush making little sense (as usual)

Almost eight years old, but Dialtones (A Telesymphony) is an awesome software, idea and performance all rolled into one big ball of awesomeness.

[Via It’s Nice That]

An excellent read on the IHT about how an incubator for newborns was built out of new or used car parts for use in developing countries.

Next year is the 20th anniversary of the first album. It’s the ideal time to do it. It’s something I would love to do before we are all fat and bald. Start the campaign.

›› Ex-Roses Mani asking fans to change Ian Brown’s mind

B3TA Board pointlessness at it’s best.

Three-dimensional plastic building bricks with graphics, the Block & Blockele toy looks like hours and hours of fun for any kid (or the kid at heart).

From one of the most useful Wikipedia pages…

• Sun Tzu did not originate the saying, “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer” in the Art of War or in any other text.
• There is no dark side of the Moon; every part of the Moon’s surface (save perhaps deep craters near the poles) is illuminated by the Sun roughly half of the time.
• Different tastes can be detected on all parts of the tongue, with slightly increased sensitivities in different locations depending on the person.
• Shaving does not cause hair to grow back thicker or coarser.
• Koalas are not bears; Monkeys are not apes, and apes are not monkeys.
• The notion that goldfish have a memory of only three seconds is completely false.
• While the Earth’s north magnetic pole is near the geographic north pole, it is a south magnetic pole in physics terms.
• The Sahara is not the world’s largest desert.
• Pong was not the first video game.
• Thomas Edison did not invent the light bulb and Guglielmo Marconi did not invent the radio.

Math rock band Battles‘ Mirrored album is not going to be the most accesible piece of music you will ever hear. While Tonto is a nice track and has a sweet video accompanying it, the Four Tet remix of Tonto that’s on this Tonto+ single is simply magnificent. It is one of those rare instances when the remixer successfully locates the lifeblood of a track and re-builds everything around that singular source of vitality. This remix alone is worth the sticker price of this single. Awesome work, Mr Kieran Hebden.

The richer we have become materially, the poorer we become morally and spiritually…
We have learned to fly in the air like birds and swim in the sea like fish, but we have not learned the simple art of living together as brothers.

›› Martin Luther King Jr.

Funny idea for a glass design, though I would sniff the drink before consuming from a glass like this.

[Via UARRR]

This might sound totally weird, but Microsoft just released an exciting line of graphic t-shirts. The designs are a little on the pretentiously hip and retro side, but I have to say some of the t-shirts look pretty sweet. This is gear from Microsoft I would readily buy. Heck, I’m already looking forward to upgrades.

Stephen Wiltshire is a British artist with an amazing gift. He can eyeball the moxt complex cityscapes and draw them from memory with amazing detail and in almost perfect scale. His panoramic hand-rendering of Tokyo is just hair raising when you realize it was all done from his photographic memory. It’s really no wonder he’s dubbed “The Human Camera”.

Fleeting Seating: The Slightly Uncomfortable Chair Collection is an awesome idea to making those unbearably (and sometimes needlessly) long meetings more efficient.

Pure genius.

I crawl up, switch on the engine and stay there for four hours until all the petrol runs out. The van bounces back up so we can all get out, but then the gold goes over.

›› Sir Michael Caine reveals the ending to the original Italian Job