Welcome to random notes, a semi-regular, almost-daily and completely platitudinous collection of text, pixels, links and other finds from the web

A mistress of perfect consistency, the computer rejects all but the flawless, offering no explanation. When the acceptable is finally offered, the machine’s acceptance is total, unwavering and eternal.

›› Paul Lutus articulates why programmers are societal misfits

Tags:
  • computer, mistake, relationship, women

 

Placeholder graphic, of course

Tags:
  • generator, graphic, image, placeholder

 

That’s some seriously insane (but totally valid) CSS by Román Cortés.

And now I’m feeling thirsty.

Tags:
  • coke, css, displacement, html, paper vision

 

Tags:
  • computer, download, hardware, repair

 

"What the fuck have you done lately?" asks Wesley (James McAvoy) in Wanted

In the last year or so, with a growing baby who is so much fun to be with, going to the movies has been a rare event. So nowadays, I find myself watching a lot of movies on HBO.

That’s how I caught Wanted. It was one of those movies that I wanted to watch on the big screen but never found the time to. Directed by Timur Bekmambetov, who also did Nightwatch and Daywatch, Wanted is quite a visual spectacle (and I am including Angelina Jolie in that). A dead-end office worker who turns into a deadly assasin, James McAvoy’s Wesley Gibson realises he can bend bullets like Beckham. It was a fun movie, though I thought James McAvoy’s baby-faced assasin look could have been grunged-up a bit.

Tags:
  • angelina jolie, assasin, comic, james mcavoy, movie, wanted

 

This is good programming shit, made with good ASCII art shit.

Speaking of which, have you noticed the Google logo when you search for ascii art?

Tags:
  • animation, ascii, iframe, javascript, morph, programming, real time

 

XML is a specialized alphabet that can capture any kind of computer file as a regular text.

›› USA Today really know their shit, don’t they

Tags:
  • bullshit, definition, newspaper, technology, xml

 

Let’s say we have a pizza. It has a radius of z and it has a height of a. That would mean it has a volume of

pi * z * z * a.

Thank you reddit. (And yeah, my computer science background makes me define this as a formula, not an algorithm.)

Damn, I’m hungry.

Tags:
  • algorithm, circle, formula, pizza, reddit, volume

 

++++++++++
[
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
]
>++.
>+.
+++++++.
.
+++.
>++.
<<+++++++++++++++.
>.
+++.
——.
——–.
>+.
>.

Brainfuck is so bad it’s good! There is also a JavaScript Brainfuck interpreter if you are so inclined.

Tags:
  • brainfuck, esoteric, javascript, Language, minimal, programming

 

Scenes from an electronics recycling factory (Notice the Cyrix and IBM processors? I used those before.)

Wired has some awesome pictures of computer equipment and parts awaiting their end at an electronics scrap recycling factory in the United States.

Tags:
  • computer, electronics, recycle

 

Remember tape cassettes? The blank ones had inserts/inlays for you to list the songs of your mixtape. You follow me so far, kids?

Tags:
  • blank, cassette, media, retro, tdk

 

Hey, Mr Scientist in the suit… you’re so dumb you are trying to divide by zero

Tags:
  • computer, programming, retromercial, scientific, univac

 

Top vapourware for 12 years running! This is reaching Chinese Democracy proportions…

Duke Nukem Forever has topped Wired’s annual Vapourware list since the late 17th century, and it carries on the fine tradition this year. I wonder whether this game will launch before the next Guns N’ Roses album

Tags:
  • game, joke, vapourware

 

A hard drive head without its body

Datacent has a (not very) nice, long list of hard drive sounds, which you usually hear before they die and go to cyberspace hell with all your data.

If imagining a drive failure makes your heart skip a couple of beats, make sure you back up your stuff regularly.

Tags:
  • backup, computer, failure, hard disk, mechanical, storage

 

So a couple days (or was it weeks) ago, I saw this comic from the ever excellent xkcd and thought it was pretty funny. Today, I find out that YouTube really implemented it!

See the new button 'Audio Preview'; it is where 'Post Comment' used to be!

The audio playback is pretty good (though it unsurprisingly muddles through lorem ipsum text). One can only hope users guilty of idiot comments will suffer unspeakable blows to their self-esteem from this new feature.

Tags:
  • comic, comments, community, sound, user interface, users, video, virus, youtube

 

Hello

Most folks who visit random notes seem to hang around for about 9.100 minutes on average.

My name is and I just learned that the hash sign is also known as an octothorp. It's exactly this kind of unnecessary information works its way into conversations that scares people away from me. Not that I am really complaining though…

Random Ho-Hum

“…love's not a competition, but I'm winning…”

Search Random Notes

Random Categories

Older Random Notes

Random Friends

Archives


Older random notes from 2002 to 2007

Random Tags

· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·

Random Recommendations

Random Finds

  • Unix Error Messages
  • Rankin
  • Phil Says Head Designs
  • LAZERTITS
  • Iconfinder
  • We Choose the Moon
  • Legwork Studio
  • PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES
  • fugpaint
  • homage is for the kids
  • gublerland
  • Batman &amp; Robin Comic Generator

Random Consumerism

  • Gilles Peterson Digs America, Vol. 2

    Gilles Peterson Digs America, Vol. 2 (Audio CD)

  • There Is Love in You

    There Is Love in You (Audio CD)

  • Art Direction Explained, At Last!

    Art Direction Explained, At Last! (Paperback)

  • Inventory: 16 Films Featuring Manic Pixie Dream Girls, 10 Great Songs Nearly Ruined by Saxophone, and 100 More Obsessively Specific Pop-Culture Lists

    Inventory: 16 Films Featuring Manic Pixie Dream Girls, 10 Great Songs Nearly Ruined by Saxophone, and 100 More Obsessively Specific Pop-Culture Lists (Paperback)

  • Far Out: A Space-Time Chronicle

    Far Out: A Space-Time Chronicle (Hardcover)

  • Six Easy Pieces: Essentials of Physics By Its Most Brilliant Teacher

    Six Easy Pieces: Essentials of Physics By Its Most Brilliant Teacher (Paperback)

  • Objectified

    Objectified (DVD)

  • Detail In Typography

    Detail In Typography (Paperback)

  • Emigre No. 70 the Look Back Issue: Selections from Emigre Magazine 1-69. Celebrating 25 Years of Graphic Design

    Emigre No. 70 the Look Back Issue: Selections from Emigre Magazine 1-69. Celebrating 25 Years of Graphic Design (Hardcover)

  • Never Use White Type on a Black Background: And 50 Other Ridiculous Design Rules

    Never Use White Type on a Black Background: And 50 Other Ridiculous Design Rules (Hardcover)

  • Radiohead - Meeting People Is Easy

    Radiohead - Meeting People Is Easy (DVD)

  • Perfect Rigor: A Genius and the Mathematical Breakthrough of the Century

    Perfect Rigor: A Genius and the Mathematical Breakthrough of the Century (Hardcover)

Random Moving Images

  • Nokta .
  • Dan Nocera: Personalized Energy
  • "Make the Difference" : MADSTEEZ
  • GREYCON4
  • Audi "Beauty In Engineering"
  • Forget The Film, Watch The Titles
  • The Bloody Beetroots -ROMBORAMA- official videoclip
  • instrumental video nine
  • The Balance
  • Magnetosphere, revisited (from 2007)
  • Illuminations
  • Ida Walked Away

Random Music

Random News

Random Catenation

Beep. 35 queries. 12.097 seconds.