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An old manual for the Franklin Ace 100 with a chapter heading titled “The Ancestral Territorial Imperatives of the Trumpeter Swan”. Got to love this brand of long-winded humour.

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  • computer, instruction, manual, retro

 

Apple excels at taking existing concepts – computers, MP3 players, conceit – and carefully streamlining them into glistening ergonomic chunks of concentrated aspiration.

›› Charlie Brooker ruminates over the iPad

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  • apple, charlie brooker, computer, device, iphone, marketing

 

Totally random picture, yo!

Seriously… WTF?

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  • dj, hook, musician, random, vanilla ice, weird

 

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  • b-roll, commercial, funny, parody, product, stock, video

 

This Lord of the Rings Facebook parody is probably a bit funnier than the Star Wars one, only because of the language.

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  • facebook, lord of the rings, movies, parody, star wars

 

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  • computer, download, hardware, repair

 

Tired of your Social Networks? Commit Web 2.0 Suicide!

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  • retirement, social networking, web

 

The rehabilitation of the beleaguered Large Hadron Collider was on hold tonight after the failure of one of its powerful cooling units caused by an errant chunk of baguette.

›› Yet another anti-miracle for the LHC

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  • future, higgs boson, physics, super collider, time, travel

 

Yes, I completely agree with ‘Hammer Time’ (though I prefer DD/MM/YYYY)

Stuff like Fake AP Stylebook is about the only times I hang out on Twitter. (Also see Shit My Dad Says and the cruel but now inactive Stevie Wonder Tweets.)

[Via Wired]

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  • english, newspaper, style, writing

 

When you’re young, anyone a decade older or more can seem like a gauche joke, tragically unaware of their own crashing irrelevance. They’re either hopelessly out-of-touch (LOL! He’s never heard of Lady Gaga!), embarrassingly immature (Ugh! He listens to Lady Gaga!) or hovering awkwardly in-between (Pff! He uses Lady Gaga as a catch-all reference for youth!).

›› Charlie Brooker on the unbearable lightness of ageing

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  • age, lady gaga, musician, old age, youth

 

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Lava Lava!

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  • comic, draw, funny, weird

 

This is one of many hilarious crash reports for Adobe After Effects from a guy who works at a post house

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  • adobe, after effects, application, crash, funny, video

 

We are all fragments of the same dead star

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  • comic, groupthink, people, sheep

 

Government Motors — brilliant! The guy modelling the T-shirt — perfect!

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  • car, communist, general motors, socialism, t-shirt

 

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