Some crap corporate cliche classics mentioned in this BBC write-up on office speak include “idea showers”, “a holistic, cradle-to-grave approach”, “pre-prepare”, “conversate”, “not let the grass grow too long” and “close of play”.
My personal favourite is “You can’t have your cake and eat it, so you have to step up to the plate and face the music” — you gotta love this bullshit.
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