Helvetica looked at Arial and remarked, “You’re ugly”.
Arial replied “Well, Aksidenz do happen”
What type of diabetes is a graphic designer most likely to get diagnosed with?
Type 1 →
A typographer’s favorite hotel in Las Vegas/casino in Singapore?
The Sans →
A font walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve your type here” and he called the Serif.
What typeface do fish fear most?
Gill Sans
Favourite Bob Marley song
“I Shot The Serif”
Favourite Madonna song
“Justify My Love”
Why did the graphic designer go see the psychic?
He wanted to see what was in his Futura.
Arial looked at Helvetica and remarked, “You’re ugly”.
Helvetica replied “Well, you’re no Ms Univers yourself!”
