Apparently, rearranging the letters of ‘William Shakespeare’ gives us some real gems.

  • I am a weakish speller.
  • I’ll make a wise phrase.
  • Hear me as I will speak.
  • Alas! I’m shrew-like ape.
  • Wise male: ah, I sparkle!
  • I make Lear’s wish pale.
  • I shape warlike males.
  • A wee phrase? I am skill!
  • Lame Swahili speaker.

[Via Anagram Genius]