Some people hate puns, others (like me) love ’em. If you’re the former, here are some pun-itive highlights from Wikipedia:
- George Carlin : Atheism is a non-prophet institution
- Pinky & The Brain : …if we give peas a chance, won’t the lima beans feel left out?
- Douglas Adams : You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
- Isaac Asimov : Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?
- Richard Whately : Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there.
- π is only half a pie.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.