Some people hate puns, others (like me) love ’em. If you’re the former, here are some pun-itive highlights from Wikipedia:

  • George Carlin : Atheism is a non-prophet institution
  • Pinky & The Brain : …if we give peas a chance, won’t the lima beans feel left out?
  • Douglas Adams : You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
  • Isaac Asimov : Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?
  • Richard Whately : Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there.
  • π is only half a pie.
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.