Lordosis, spondylosis, disc-osteophyte, foraminal stenosis, thecal sac, ligamentum flavum hypertrophy, ossified posterior ligamentum — trying to make sense of a medical analysis like this in one sitting transfers pain from my neck to my head (which solves part of my problem, at least). While Google is handy, someone needs to come up with a comprehensive Medical Jargon to Plain English wiktionary.